Saturday, September 30, 2006

Don’t believe them, there is no such thing as too much ass!!

Angel
Angel
What's this Angel's tale
She's got an ass that’s off the scale
Men just can't contain their cocks
Their brain's go into booty shock
That's why she's now a bubble slut
Cause she just love's showin' off her bubblilicious butt!!!

The God of booty has finally heard my rants, cause he sent me an Angel with a phat poppin ass! Yo check this, I've given up lookin' for booty, they just keep cummin' to me, so it's only natural that a killer ass like Angel's would ''cum to the Destro''... so naturally I perused my depraved, booty overloaded mind and came up with the first ever bubble butt painting, that's right guys we painted her ass after we tapped that ass! So don't be an uncultured booty craved slob and check out the painting of this Angel, PEACE OUT!!!
Yo Angel's ass is so sweet her nickname is ''DAMMMNNNNN!''

Friday, September 22, 2006

Booty Bubble Treats

Devon
Devon
Devon always has a blast
Havin' guys drool over her ass
So she decided to give us all a treat
Shakin' that ass on a big piece of man meat
Now everybody knows why she shakes that thing
It's because a real bubble butt is louder than any bling!!!

Why does the God of booty torment me so?!! I MEAN DAMN! I saw this sweet ass just beggin' to be my next bubblicious bubbly treat, I'm addicted to booty treats... They're just out there, all over the place, walkin' around... waitin'... waitin' to be given a serious lickin', grillin' and creamy fillin' if ya feel me, and let me tell you Devon was at the top of that list, so what else could I do but bring her back to the booy cave! I swear to you now, her shit is off da hook, if you're any kind of a booty connoisseur like me, this is one piece of ass you just can't pass! PADOWWW!
I swear if this girl's ass could flap anymore, it'd literally just fly away!!

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Brown Eye for the Booty Guy!

Pinky
Pinky
What can we say about Pinky
Other then to grab your one eye winky
Cause this girl will make you cream your shorts
And leave your mind all out of sorts
It's just the power of her butt
That makes guys bust their nut!!!

Dear lord, thank you for sending a poor bastard like me, this ass, cause damn Pinky has just an insane, mind blowin', cock popin ass! I swear, if her ass was anymore perfect it'd be hangin' in a museum as the next wonder of the world! I saw that ass and it knocked my stupid, literally, my mind just couldn't wrap itself around that ass... yo so check it out cause missin' this ass just ain't acceptable! PEACE!!
Damn this girl's ass has got enough room to park you and your friend's cars in!!!

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Bubble Butt Buffet

Lorena
Lorena
What are you gonna do
Your balls have gone blue
It's easy enough to fix your stuff
Just stare and oogle at this cutie puff
Watch this little slut be a bubble butt
Soon enough you'll bust your nut
Cause Lorena's got an ass that can kill
And always lookin' for a new ''fuckin''' thrill!

Yo, why all these bubble sluts got to tempt me so? I swear the bubble butts have been coming out of the wood works lately, or maybe into them if ya know what I'm sayin'... So check the rear on Lorena, makes your mouth salivate and slobber over an ass that tasty, so sweet you could eat off of it, so we did! Right now you should be glued to your monitors, grabin' your knob and strokin' like it's the end of the world, cause this week we're givin' you one hell of a grill smackin' event, it's the flava' of the week, the all you can eat, the bubble butt rump roast!!! Bon appetite' yo!!!
With an ass like this you can go back for seconds, thirds and more, cause there's plenty of bubble rump to go around!

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Mega Bubble Butts

Amber
Amber
Yo, so what's bigger than a school
And guaranteed to make you drool
What else but Amber's sweet ass
So freakin huge it has it's own atlas
Certified to blow you mind
Cause this girl has one mega behind
So whip out your raging meat
And beat it to this swingin ass treat!

You know that old theme ''I don't wanna grow up...'' Well fuck that in a dirty spot, cause damn! This is some serious toys this bubblicious chick brought to me... I mean these are the kind of fun bags that come with a warning like ''Smothering Hazzard'' or ''Two Man Lift'' cause damn this girl's got some serious backside to her! I swear I started looking at her round rump melons last night, and I still can't get my eyes to completely focus in on it. There's just to much ass for the naked eye! So wack your wangs and give some props to my girl Amber cause this bitch has got some serious bubble going on! PEACE!
Yo this ass is so gia-normous that you have to be a certain height just to ride it!!