Friday, October 27, 2006

ASS-TASTIC SURPRISE

Jassie
Jassie
Jassie's got an ass that could kill
Cause this girl's got mad booty skills
It's just so big and rump rockin' round
Once you see it your bubble bound
Simply cause this girl's got so much badunkadunk
That before you know it you're booty drunk!!!

Yo, you know it's a good thing when friends owe you ass... I'm serious a friend of mine from way back showed up with a present for me, a nice young bubblicious ass whose name is Jassie! I mean here's an ass that just jiggles when she wiggles, and this girl knows how to wiggle her ass! And how about this, my friend stuck around to make sure I had one bubble bangin' rump rockin' of a good time! Yo, missin' this sweet cheeked wonder is not something you wanna do, so grab your meat and get crankin'!!
Jassie's got an ass you can spot from a mile away, just cause it's that freakin' huge!!

Saturday, October 21, 2006

MAJOR SMART BOOTY

Caroline
Caroline
Smart and sassy and ohhh so classy
Caroline's got one bangin' chassis
It's all smooth lines from front to back
With a booty that'll give you a freakin' heart attack
Cause girl's got such a phat ass
That in under 5 seconds your cock goes 0 to full mass!!!

OMG you ever been out rollin' and spotted one of those amazin' bubble booties that you can't peel your eyes away from, and at the same time it's attached to a woman you have no chance in hell with... Well Bubble Butt Bonanza cums through for you once again... I shit you not, we never thought we had a chance at this bangin' babe, but Caroline gave us the time of day and the time of our booty lovin' minds! So grab your cranks and get to work cause Caroline is gonna blow your top, PEACE!!
Caroline's got so much bangin' booty it's starts in December and ends a year later, girl's got 12 freakin' months of ass!!

Friday, October 13, 2006

Maximum Bubble Wattage

Julia
Julia
What's a guy to do with his throbbin' meat
Look at this week's booty lovin' treat
Cause Julia's got one hell of an ass
So much so it's technically world class
Seriously it's the size of a full moon
And powerful enough to make any guy swoon
There's just no controlling your raging stick
Just one look and all the blood shoots straight to your dick!!

Yo, Who's that booty addicted, New York accent speakin', madman coming down the chimney? Who else but BUBBLE CLAUS, here to drop off a phat bubblicious ass, and yeah that's right we lit up Julia's cock shakin', jock crankin', phat bubble booty like a Christmas tree! I swear, lately its felt like Christmas with all the ass flyin' at me, this little bubble booty delectable came to us from out of nowhere! Seriously, I look and no booty and then bam! instantaneous bubble booty delivery! Truly it ain't Christmas, but it sure as hell is startin' to look like it! PEACE!!!
DAMMMMNN, Julia's ass is so phat girl needs lights just to direct traffic around it!!

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Mega Junk in the Trunk

Britney
Britney
Guys just go beserk
They grab their dicks and go to work
Cause they see Britney's ass so plump
They just want to fuck her smokin' rump
That's why we had to let all the world see
So that every man would agree
The Bonanza of Bubble is the only place to be!!

Okay all you ass lovin', booty huggin', bubble slut fuckin' guys, the school of booty is open, and the one and only Destro-ramma-ramma-ramus will be your instructor! This blew my mind, I'd never thought of teaching bubble dynamics, so when one of my bros asked me about ass I couldn't stop myself from giving a live demonstration, and thank god I did, cause guys I found an ass that's so... seriously the butt on Britney... I can't describe how bubbly her butt truly is, it's just BA-DAM in your face, and if you're lucky on your cock... PEACE!!
OMG Britney's ass is so bubbly sweet, your dick instantly grows a sweet tooth!