Friday, November 24, 2006

Booty Makeover Extreme

Lindsay
Lindsay
Lindsay's doubted her butt for way too long
If she only knew what it does to a guy's dong
Cause every man loves the sway of her ass
They're compelled to stare every time they pass
It's just the power of her magnetic booty
That drives their cocks to her bubblicious beauty!!

So we've hunted the elusive Bubble Butt, but this time we're bringing out the butt, cause my girl Lindsay got one hell of a bubblicious bangin booty that's off da mother fuckin' hook! Problem is girl don't know the ass she's got, and that's why she called me, cause if anyone knows how to accentuate the bubble rump rocker it's the man of the wild booty kingdom himself Destro Dama-rama-damus! So we did a little shoppin' and brought the ass out of this girl, and then we got her to shake it at our sticks!!
Lindsay's got such a mega stellar bangin' booty, that's so sweet, it's visable from the moon!!

Friday, November 17, 2006

Peek-A-Bubble-Boo

Richelle
Richelle
Richelle brought her ass to play
And with that ass it's a bubble butt buffet
So much for a guy to wrap his grill around
So much for a guy to pelvic pound
Cause any guy that looks at this booty
Is going to be drawn to its perfect beauty!!

Yo here's an ass that advertises and this girl's got enough booty that you could put a whole freakin' billboard on! So, like I go shoppin' with friends and out of nowhere they're tellin' me to bring the cam over and what do I spy but a bangin' bubble ass shakin' it's shit, tryin' like hell to squeeze into this pair of tight keister-rific pants and my jaw just hit the ground, cause girl's back their jiggling her junk playin' with her ass, and I just couldn't help it, that ass just begged to be certified as only an ass master like myself can do, so we brought that ass back to the crib and shook it like it weren't no thing, PEACE!!!
Yo Richelle's got such a bootilicious butt, major companies are tryin' like hell to get an ad on it, cause they know it'll never be missed!!

Friday, November 10, 2006

Bubble Butt Orgy

Presley
Presley
Presley's got one smokin' rump
So round, so juicy so freakin' plump
Just one look and you'll be afflicted
Cause you'll be bubble booty addicted
Afterwards you'll only crave mega phat ass
And let all those other flat asses pass!!

Yo... do you hear that... that is the sweet mating call of a Bubblicious Booticus-Extremus, a.k.a. a phat ass, rump rockin' Bubble Butt! That's right, we went hunting on the first ever, official Bubble Butt Hunt, and did we ever catch a real bubblicious booty... Our specimen, Presley, has an ass that will literally melt your feakin' brain, I swear it takes just one look at her cock ridin' saddlebags and your dick goes into instant overload!! Seriously her middle name should be OMG, cause when you see the backdoor on this bitch you're left in a state of bubble booty shock!! PEACE!!!
Presley's got such a sweet candy ass, candy companies are trying to figure out how to manufacture it, cause they know it would sell!!

Thursday, November 02, 2006

THE BOOTY FROM BEYOND

Denae
Denae
Denae's ass is truly a thing of bootyful evil
It leaves your world in total upheaval
Your face is flushed, your heart pounds
All you can think about is unleashing your jizz hound
Cause your addicted to her magic booty
And the desire for it is driving you fruity!!

OMG the ass on this girl is seriously insane, I swear to god her ass is so powerful guys left and right were turnin' into boner-fied zombies, they just lost all blood to their brains and just started shuffling their dicks along after her sweet ass, it was seriously nuts, so what else could I do but grab that bodacious, mind blowin' ass and bring it back to the booty cave... Yo, be warned, Denae's ass has a hypnotic effect that could leave you a booty crazed, boner-fied zombie all stiffened up and drooling over your keyboard! PEACE!!!
Denae's got a haunting effect on guys, must be her full moon!!